You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams

Location: Kentucky, United States

Friday, May 23, 2003

Overheard at coffee counter

“Oh look at the cute kitties!”

Camera pans to window showing man standing by a mountain bike with two ferrets in the front pannier.

“Uh, those aren’t kittens, they’re ferrets.”

“Ooh yuck, ferrets, I can’t stand ferrets.”

“Why not?”

“Because… they’re hairy land eels.”

“Hairy land eels?”

“Yeah, they walk funny.”

“Oh, now I get it.”


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