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Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Excuse me, how many weight watchers points in a side of beef?


The holiday weekend past was very pleasant. It really did a number on the diet though. Three Thanksgiving meals over a four-day period call for emergency dietetic recovery the following week.

“Okay everyone! Clear!”

BAM

“Clear!”

BAM

“Clear!”

BA-BAAM!

“Doctor, we have sinus rhythm.”

“Thank goodness, I thought we had lost him. Give me that x-ray and let’s see what we’ve got here.”

“Dear God, is that a turkey in there, a whole turkey?”

“Looks like it sir, and two cans of cranberry sauce.”

“But still in the cans?!”

“I guess that explains the can opener.”

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